Retro Tumblr Themes
Put a “Hey Babe” in my ask if you’d date me

imnotacoolblog:

undoubtedlygay:

I’ll get -6 messages

I’d get a bye babe

How is google gonna come out with eyewear and not call it googly eyes

My confidence is 98% based on how my outfit and hair look…

girlseatgirls:

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

likeatragedynoww:

likeatragedynoww:

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

easter and oh look at that

we’re all still here